Have you heard of Denny Hatch? He wrote ‘Million Dollar Mailing$’.
And now Denny’s come out with a new book. I won’t bore you with what I think of it.
Here, check out a little of what’s inside the book:
1. Advertising
“Advertising is, actually, a simple phenomenon in terms of economics. It is merely a substitute for a personal sales force — an extension, if you will, of the merchant who cries aloud his wares.” —Rosser Reeves
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“Advertising is salesmanship in print.” —John E. Kennedy
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Here’s the secret of successful advertising: interrupting what’s going on in the front of a prospect’s brain with headline, graphics, copy and action that seize upon a lurking fear or desire and exploiting it.
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“It is easier to write passably effective sonnets than one effective advertisement.” —Aldous Huxley
“Every man is constantly holding a mental conversation with himself, and the burden of that conversation is himself — his interests, his loved ones his business, his advancement.” —Robert Collier
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These self- conversations are frequently interrupted: a baby crying, a kitchen timer going off, a dog barking, someone at the front door, a fire engine going by, a piece of direct mail or catalog, a TV infomercial or a
telemarketing call.
If the marketing effort is dull … if it does not interrupt and keep on interrupting… the interruption is interrupted … and we resume the conversation with ourselves. The marketer has lost money. If you can capture the prospect’s attention, it is imperative to hold it. Once the proposition is laid aside, chances are very high no action will be taken.
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“Advertising is the greatest art form of the 20th century.” —Marshall McLuhan
If your mailing piece or ad sends responders to your website, create a special URL that takes them to a page directly relating to the message that they have just seen. Many marketers simply list the generic home page, whereupon responders are consigned to roaming around Landing Page Limbo, and you have lost the order, donation or inquiry.
When was the last time you took a critical look at your home page/ landing page? Does that dog hunt? Or have so many people screwed around with it that it has become Landing Page Limbo?
Do your email promotions have a viral marketing option (e.g., “Please forward to a friend or colleague who may be interested in this opportunity.”)?
Do you have an action device where it’s obvious how to reply? Is it easy to reach a real person at your shop — either by email or phone? If not, why not?
“Become indispensable — take on jobs other people don’t want to do.” —Ivanka Trump
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“According to a 2009 Proofpoint study of 220 leaders at American companies with over 1,000 employees, 38 percent employ staff to read or otherwise analyze the content of outgoing email, compared to 29 percent last year.
Why the big increase in surveillance? 34 percent said their businesses had been affected by the exposure of sensitive or embarrassing information, up from 23 percent in 2008.” —The Daily Stat, Harvard Business Publishing
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Emails are forever. Even though you have deleted or trashed an email, it lives — somewhere in your own computer and/or in the company server and/or out in the Internet.
“‘Companies that do use email to notify employees that they’ve been laid off or fired “do it because it’s easy,’ said Frank Kenna, president and CEO of Marlin. ‘It’s not the right way to handle it,’ he said, especially for situations where a worker is being fired.” —Marianne Kolbasuk McGee
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Getting fired is never easy, even if you see it coming. But when a dismissal borders on insulting, it becomes the stuff of legends. —Sarah E. Needleman
46. Humor in Advertising
“Is your copy funny or cute? (Avoid humor at all costs.)” —Milt Pierce
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“For the Tufts School of Veterinary Medicine’s newsletter, Your Dog, I wrote a letter from the dean of the veterinary school emphasizing the credentials and expertise of their canine authorities. Then I added a second lift note — from a dog! — explaining why dogs hate the newsletter. (It makes their owners too knowledgeable, and teaches owners how to break dogs’ bad habits!)
Humor is usually risky, but in this case, proved highly effective. It added significantly to the strength of this control.” —Barbara Harrison
Note: Barbara Harrison used humor in a peripheral element — the lift note. It wasn’t the main piece of the effort.
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But cleverness and humor, traditionally, have no place in direct marketing. If the reader says, “My, isn’t this clever” or “Oh, how funny!” the thread of the argument is lost and so is the sale.
“Don’t use humor.” —Craig Huey
“Don’t be cute. Your advertisement can entertain a million readers — and not sell one of them.” —Andrew J. Byrne
“Your job is to sell, not entertain.” —Jack Maxson
• Be careful about cutting people, which are the most important assets. They can help you through tough times; they know your history. If you lose people now, when things pick up, you’ll have to hire new people and train them, which will impact productivity.
• Survival comes first.
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“People use the word ‘guru,’ because the word ‘charlatan’ is so hard to spell.” —Peter Drucker
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“Be a people person. Answer your own phone. Wander around the ballpark. Be at the gate to say good night to people.” —Bill Veeck
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“You’ll never have to apologize for giving people some fun.” —Bill Veeck, who sent 3-foot-7 stunt man Eddie Gaedel to pinch hit for the Cleveland Browns in 1951
62. Marketing
“Always underpromise and overdeliver.” —Marilyn Black
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“Marketing is only as good as the supporting infrastructure.”
—Dick Benson
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Creating a product or service is easy. It’s the marketing that’s difficult, time-consuming and expensive.
Put another way: It’s easy to make a football. Getting it into the end zone is tough.
With any new business — or existing business — start with the customer and work backwards from there.
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For more about Denny Hatch visit his site
here www.hotbuttoncopywriting.com
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73. Murphy’s Law
According to numerous websites, Edwards Air Force Base was the site of the birth of Murphy’s Law. (“If anything can go wrong, it will.”)
In 1949, Capt. Edward A. Murphy was a project engineer who discovered a transducer wrongly wired. He said of the technician who was responsible for the goof, “If there is any way to do it wrong, he’ll find it.”
Murphy’s comment was noted, and he became world famous. Other laws:
- Nothing is as easy as it looks.
- Everything takes longer than you think.
- Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
- Corollary: If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
- If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
- If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
- Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
- If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
- Mother Nature is a bitch.
- It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
- Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
- Every solution breeds new problems.
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“Corollary to Murphy’s Law: Everything takes twice as long as you think it will take — and then double that. Everything costs twice as much as you think it will cost — and then double that.” —Irvin Borowsky
Before taking such action, think through every possible scenario and potential collateral damage.
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“Very often the art of public relations is the art of private relations.” —Albert Lasker
85. Public Speaking
“PowerPoint makes us stupid.” —Gen. James N. Mattis
“Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.” —Edward Tufte
Many (inept) speakers use PowerPoint badly. They fill the screen with small type that can be read only by people sitting in the front row, and they proceed to read their speech off the screen.
A read speech is a dead speech.
If you do use PowerPoint, limit the amount of text on the screen, and make it large enough for those in the last row to read.
Obey the 10-20-30 Rule of PowerPoint: no more than 10 slides, no more than 20 minutes and no type smaller than 30 point.
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People come to a presentation to listen and take notes, not to read along with the speaker.
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President Obama uses the invisible glass Teleprompter system on the right and left side of the podium, so eye contact with the audience can be maintained while the speech is being read. I am not sure if he has a printed speech on the podium as a back-up, but most likely he does.
President George W. Bush and members of his administration were “Of my two ‘handicaps’ being female put more obstacles in my path than being black.” —Shirley Chisholm
“Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” —Eleanor Roosevelt
“I have learned over the years that when one’s mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear.” —Rosa Parks
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“I do the very best I can to look upon life with optimism and hope and looking forward to a better day, but I don’t think there is anything such as complete happiness. It pains me that there is still a lot of Klan activity and racism. I think when you say you’re happy, you have everything that you need and everything that you want, and nothing more to wish for. I haven’t reached that stage yet.” —Rosa Parks
99. Writing
Below are Ted Nicholas’ four rules I follow when I start to prepare copy.
1. Clear your mind. For some persons, this might mean lying down for a few minutes before going to work. For others, it could mean jumping in the pool or jogging around a track. Frolic, spend time with someone you love or go dancing. Do whatever comes naturally to you in order to have a clear mind for creative purposes.
2. Never write when you’re tired. You’re not going to try to drive or operate machinery when you’re tired.
3. Never write when you’re busy. If there are other demands pressing on you, tend to them first. I don’t think anyone can write well when they are watching the clock. Don’t try to write if you have appointments later in the day or errands to run.
4. Don’t write in bits and pieces. Once you’ve turned on your creative energy, you need to keep it flowing. I don’t stop until I complete a draft. I try not to stop even for meals.
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Best,
Rezbi
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Filed under advertising, Aldous Huxley, business, Edwards Air Force Base, Landing page, Murphy's law, Peter Drucker, Rosser Reeves by on Mar 3rd, 2011. Comment.
A little later I have a free offer for you, but first …
Years ago I used to talk about what I call the “Nod Factor”, which is essential in your messages.
I came up with this because most selling messages get one of three reactions.
- The first (and most common) is total indifference, because the message is irrelevant, stupid or meaningless, such as “T-mobile – stick together”. This gets at best a puzzled “Uh?”
- The second, almost as common, occurs when the message is boastful drivel – like “The future is bright. The future is orange” – and almost all car advertising. This gets an irritated “Oh, come on.”
- The third is what you should aim for. In it you say something the reader simply cannot disagree with. This gets the nod. And it is the beginning of successful persuasion.
Once you’ve got someone to agree to one thing you can then say something else hard to disagree with – and so on until you ask for a reply.
Having agreed to everything else, why should they say “no”?
The late Peter Drucker said many years ago:
“The perfect advertisement is one of which the reader can say, ‘This is for me, and me alone’.”
That means it gets the nod. And mass advertising simply cannot be that personal and relevant, which helps explain why direct marketing – online or off – has overtaken it.
More particularly, it helps explain why the database is so important.
I always refer to the magic crossroads, which for me is that point where what you want to say meets what you know about your prospect or customer. But first, here’s some terror for you.

Harvey McKay said in his book Swim with the sharks without being eaten alive: “Something you know about your customer may be more important than anything you know about your product”.
So even if you say something dull and unimaginative like “As an accountant” when writing to accountants you will get them reading.
As a matter of fact I have seen exactly those words increase response by 200% in a mailing to sell business loans.
Well that seems very simple doesn’t it? Just use database knowledge intelligently.
But I noticed long ago that the chief objective of any organisation with more than one department is to make it hard to do anything intelligent.
In marketing one way this is done is by making sure the people who create the messages talk as little as possible to the people who manage the database.
So today’s helpful idea is – make sure that before anything is created, database people talk to creative people.
I mentioned a little freebie at the start. It’s a list of 11 database desiderata put together by the person I consider the best practical database expert in this country.
He’s worked with everyone from American Express to Coca Cola – and I’ve collaborated with him many times over the years.
What I like about him is that he focuses quite simply on one thing: how to turn your data into money.
Just right click here to download it.
Unlike most stuff about databases which is pretentious and needlessly obscure, it’s easy to understand.
Best,
Drayton
P.S. This is number 4 of Drayton Bird’s 101 free helpful marketing ideas. You can sign up on the link below for the rest.
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Filed under Accountants, Advertisement, Car Advertising, Creative, direct marketing, Drayton Bird, Harvey Mckay, marketing, Nod Factor, Persuasion, Peter Drucker by on Apr 24th, 2010. Comment.
Here’s a couple of ways marketers often work to understand their customers. I bet you’ve come across them at seminars or in marketing magazines.
1. They segment them, using pretentious phrases, like “upwardly mobile” or creative language their research people have dreamt up so as to charge more – like dividing them up into different kinds of fruit or animals.
2. Sometimes they say “picture your customers – what they like or don’t – then you can see them as human beings.”
Well, in a minute I’ll tell you a story one of my friends, Denny Hatch – among the smartest people I ever met – just told.
But first, let’s play a little game.
1. Try to picture a group of prospects
2. Men aged 55-65 years
3. What do they look like?
4. What are their interests and hobbies?
Now follow this link and see who they are
Surprised? It’s a way of pointing out that your customers are individuals, not types, which is why direct marketing is more relevant, by far, than mass advertising.
Peter Drucker said the aim of marketing is “To know and understand the customer so well that the product fits him and sells itself.”
Only direct marketing can do that.
Today’s point is: Know your customers as individuals – not types
Here’s my friend Denny Hatch’s story, which illustrates it wonderfully. (And I recommend you join his site, at www.businesscommonsense.com)
Wal-mart is dumping its 200 million customers into three silos:
There are “brand aspirationals” (people with low incomes who are obsessed with names like KitchenAid), “price-sensitive affluents” (wealthier shoppers who love deals), and “value-price shoppers” (who like low prices and cannot afford much more).
Will Wal-Mart’s investment-in the new strategy of stocking and advertising new lines of upmarket merchandise-win it a larger share of market and share of wallet?
My bet is that doing it the old way is better.
A Bang & Olufsen Story
At some point in the 1970s, when we were living in Connecticut, I sold the screen rights to a novel and blew some of the money on a gorgeous Bang & Olufsen (B&O) stereo rig-the one that was in the Museum of Modern Art’s permanent collection.
(Let me add that I wrote and had published three novels; all garnered a number of movie options over the years, but no film was ever made, alas.)
Many years later, I heard or read a story-somewhere-about B&O that resonated in my head. It seems that for years this Danish high-tech electronic company was operating on the premise that its products were being bought by upscale yuppies in the 25- to 40-year-old age group in the income range of $30,000 to $50,000.
Somewhere along the way, the company inserted warranty cards with survey forms in its packaging. A number of these were returned and promptly sent to headquarters where they were consigned to shoeboxes in a storage room.
Several years later, a new marketing person came across these surveys and, on a whim, sent them into one of the big direct marketing service bureaus to find out some information about the people that had filled them out. While many of the forms were out-of-date-people move, die, get married, etc.-enough matches were found to give B&O a picture of its customers.
It turned out that a huge majority of the ultra sleek Bang & Olufsen radios, turntables, tape decks and speakers were being bought by people that were 50+ years of age with $100,000+ incomes.
As a result, the company fired many of its distributors (including the guy around the corner from us in Philly), opened its own stores in malls and upscale shopping centers that matched the demographics of its buyers, and completely redirected its advertising to reach older, wealthier prospects.
Meanwhile, how much money did B&O leave on the table worldwide over the years with its old cockamamie “gut” approach to marketing that assumed its customers were yuppies when in fact they were not?
Never assume anything in business, as the old saying goes, because when we “assume” we make an “ass” out of “u” and “me.”
So who are YOUR Customers? The Catalog Model.
I cannot think of any industry that is more in tune with its customers than catalogers. Using the RFM benchmark (Recency-Frequency-Monetary Value), they know the purchasing history of their customers and can rank them in quintiles or deciles.
A Seattle marketing guru once told a cataloger whose business was struggling, “You want to make money this quarter? Don’t mail your bottom quintile.”
In other words, the cataloger would spend more money on the mailing than he would take in from these poor-performing customers. Therefore, the money saved by not mailing would go directly to the bottom line.
Quite simply, a smart cataloger will mail the best customers a lot more often than the worst customers.
Ranking customers is only part of the catalogers’ bag of marketing tricks:
* They have a record of every transaction, customer-by-customer, purchase-by-purchase. These data are aggregated so that the catalog marketer has an electronic dossier on every customer and-from the merchandise that has been shipped-can discern behavioral patterns: sports enthusiast, presence of children, loves high-tech gadgets, dresses casually, etc.
* Some catalogers go so far as to employ the technology of selective binding, tailoring each catalog to the buying history to specific customers and not wasting time on irrelevant offers.
* With the advent of co-operative databases, a cataloger’s entire customer file can be modeled and matched against those of a thousand or more other catalogs in order to find new customers. He can then rent these “clones” of his existing customers and get far better results than blowing a buck on a book mailing to perfect strangers.
This is database marketing at is most elegant, efficient and profitable.
Can Other Businesses Benefit From the Catalog Model?
Having been the president and editor of Target Marketing for several years, I know something about trade magazines. Here is where they derive revenue:
* Print editions of the magazine as well as on the Web-bring advertising revenue.
* Paid subscriptions to magazines by those that do not qualify to receive them free (usually small revenues if any).
* Other Web products-also paid for by advertising-such as e-letters and e-zines.
* Trade shows and conferences that generate revenue from paid attendees and exhibitors.
* Paid products such as books, special reports and white papers.
* List rental income, which is free money. A 100,000 list at $100/M results in $10,000 revenue simply for flipping a switch on the computer and delivering names electronically or, occasionally, on printed labels. Rent the list once a week-or 50 “turns” a year-and you have made a tidy $500,000 for basically doing nothing.
At many publishing companies, these various products and services are run by different departments that do not share with one another the information about the subscribers and customers, but rather keep all the names and transactions in separate databases.
Every time a new company is acquired, another series of databases is added to the mix.
The trouble is that many of the names are often duplicated in these different databases.
What Is a Customer Worth?
The late circulation guru J. Wendell Forbes came up with a formula that can put a snapshot dollar value on a customer:
Take the total revenue of the publication-subscription and advertising revenue plus additional paid products and list rental-and divide by the number of subscribers.
That would mean in a company with a revenue of $10 million and has 100,000 subscribers, each subscriber would be worth $100 at this moment in this year.
Logic dictates that a subscriber to a magazine that also has bought two books and a white paper, subscribed to an e-letter and has attended four conferences is worth more far more than $100. The lifetime value might be $1,000. This active customer is a prime candidate for up-selling and cross-selling and the name should be worth more on the list rental market-just as hotline names go for a premium.
The reader of the magazine that bought nothing or attended nothing is probably worth less than $100.
But taking the $100 average, is it worth it to spend an extra buck or two a name every year with a company that specializes in data processing and analysis to find out who is gold and who is dross?
It seems to me a no-brainer. If nothing else you can:
* Charge more for list rentals of multi-buyers.
* Know the behavior and interests of your customers, which, in turn, will guide you in the creation of new products and services.
* Acquire companies that have real synergy-in effect, make 2+2=5 or even 6 or 7.
* If a customer moves elsewhere in the company-or gets another job somewhere else-the change might be noted in one of the databases, but marketers using the other databases will keep on trying to contact this departed person and will not only look stupid but will also waste money.
But some publishers-and executives in other industries-seem reluctant to spend the money for the creation of one large database that details the actions and involvement of each customer across the entire spectrum of the company. The ROI might take a year or two when American business wants instant gratification.
It seems to me this concept of finding out specifically who each customer is cuts across the entire spectrum of business and consumer marketing.
It may cost a few bucks to put the system in place, but once it is up and running, you know who your best customers and worst customers are and how to most efficiently spend time and money marketing to those segments that generate the most sales and profits.
Will Wal-Mart’s New System Work?
Of the three groups of customers that Wal-Mart identified, the “price-sensitive affluents” (wealthier shoppers who love deals) seem to be the main target of its efforts-those that want a deal on, say, 500-thread count sheets.
If Wal-Mart installs a separate boutique within he store that stocks designer merchandise at big savings, it might attract wealthy bargain hunters that are not regular customers. But if these 500-thread count sheets are stocked with all the other sheets and people have to spend time searching for a specific advertised product among hundreds of shelves and many thousands of items, my bet is they will try it once and not come back.
Compared to the detail and precision of customer analysis by catalogers, Wal-Mart is in the dark ages.
It is an interesting experiment and worth watching.
Best,
Drayton
P.S. This is number 7 of Drayton Bird’s 101 free helpful marketing ideas. You can sign up on the link below for the rest.
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Filed under Denny Hatch, Different Kinds, direct marketing, Drayton Bird, Marketers, marketing, Marketing Magazines, Peter Drucker, Prospects, Wal Mart by on Feb 9th, 2010. Comment.
